Diary of a dating diva dating an unattractive man
To celebrate, I got matching vagina piercings with my two best girlfriends, Margie Stern and Brucey Jenner. On the spur of the moment, Melissa, Cooper and I decided to fly down here, and we were right: It’s a perfect way to ring in the New Year—great resort, private beach and plenty of servants who’ll do anything for a thirty-cent tip. I tried to call the States and couldn’t, so I called AT&T about my international phone service, which sucks more than Monica Lewinsky under a White House desk, and I got a recording that told me “a disabled war veteran will answer your call.” Great.
This place is kind of like Downton Abbey with sombreros. .”I’m trying to forgive Bambi; it’s been such a long friendship. I have to complain about my long-distance bill to Private Jimmy, who lost his face, ass and limbs in Tora Bora.
This diary was written to the best of Joan Rivers’s memory. Miss Rivers wrote this diary as a comedic tome, not unlike Saving Private Ryan or The Bell Jar.
As such, some of the events may not be 100 percent . While Miss Rivers doesn’t really like skinny models and actresses, she doesn’t actually believe that they’re all bulimics and they all carry buckets instead of purses.
Anais Nin, Anne Frank and Sylvia Plath wrote the world’s most famous diaries. Following up the phenomenal success of her headline-making New York Times bestseller I Hate Everyone... A no-holds-barred, delightfully vicious and always hilarious look at the everyday life of the ultimate diva.
But the world’s OTHER great diarist, Joan Rivers, is alive and kicking. In the extraordinary tradition of The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O’Connor and George Orwell’s Diaries, comes an intimate and enriching glimpse into the mind of the most illuminating woman-of-letters of her generationthe provocative exploration of an age in which she has lived on and on and on and on.
Buying diary supplies that you like and will use, setting a writing schedule that helps you commit to writing every day, and deciding what to write can all help you get started on a new diary. Thankfully, this made me realize that I should write about the key things and my key thoughts instead.
Miss Rivers does, however, believe that anyone who takes anything in this book seriously is an idiot.
She is a bestselling author, Celebrity Apprentice winner, writer, producer, director, and savvy businesswoman who has overcome great odds to reinvent herself time and time again. Network’s popular series Fashion Police, and stars with her daughter, Melissa, in their own weekly reality show, Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? Her critically acclaimed documentary, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work premiered in theaters nationwide and is available on DVD. Amongst all of her success, Joan’s most joyous triumph is being a mother and grandmother.
Rivers also performs her trademark stand-up comedy act in front of sold-out audiences in the U. She resides in New York, Los Angeles, and fine jewelry stores all across the country.. Miss Rivers is, after all, 235 years old, and frequently mistakes her daughter, Melissa, for the actor Laurence Fishburne.
And she says if anyone has a problem with that they can feel free to call her lawyer, Clarence Darrow. You try downing a bottle of Barbies with a dry throat. I wouldn’t even have minded if it was spelled with a K.
JANUARY 1Dear Diary: This diary is my Christmas gift from Melissa and Cooper and I’m more disappointed than I was on my wedding night when I found out that Edgar was half Chinese—and not the good half. I know, it’s Christmas season and we’re Jewish and we shouldn’t care about gifts, but if indeed we did kill Christ—and I’m not saying we did; for all we know he could have slipped and fallen onto that cross (maybe he was clumsy; maybe he drank)—then something’s got to ease the guilt. I’m way up there and I’m a gal on the go; Anne Frank was fifteen and that lazy bitch played the shut-in card for almost three years.
In December 2006, Accola released her debut album, It's Always the Innocent Ones, independently in the United States.